Joke 1 : Kanda Pohe
Kande poha (A term for marriage talks) cha program chaloo asto …..

Mulgi : Tumhi kay karta

Mulga (Mishkil Swaraat) : AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee)

Mulga : Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay
yeta?

Mulgi (Chidun) : GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee)

Mulga (varmun) : Bare tula gaata yete kaa?

Mulgi : Hooo...

Mulga : Mag gaaun dakhav

Mulgi : Baher waalat takalay..

Mulga : Waloo De Waloo De !


Tyavar mulgi baher jaaun ek muthbhar WALOO (SAND) aanun dete and the boy
faints on the spot.


Joke 2 : Engineer Wahi Hai Jo

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Mechanics Ki Padhai Mein
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mein
Term work Ki Chattie Mein

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Phas Gaya Hai
Campus Interviews Ke Maal Mein
S/W Testing Companies Ki Chaal Mein
Internals Aur Externals Ki Maar Mein

Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mein Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mein Lunch Karta Hai
3 Am Ko Coding Karte Karte Juice Peeta Hai

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Wada Pav Aur Bun Omlette Ke Pyar Mein
Bird watching Ke Vichar Mein
Cd's Ke Collection Mein
Girlfriends Ke Possession Mein

Engineer Wahi Hai Jo
Semester Ke Starting Mein Maze Karta Hai
PL's Mein Hi Padhai Karta Hai
Submissions Hamesha Deadlines Ke Baad Karta Hai
Exams Ke Ek Din Pehele Bhi Orkut Pe Online Milta Ha

 Joke 3 : Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation,
A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks

Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a
press conference:

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap
ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee
hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap
sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze
main hai - isliyen saa! th-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter
bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Bilva